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what's up with lady gaga's name? Seriously what is they a fucking baby?
why cant people stop making dram in school.
were not in a fucking movie!
It may take some time but eventually I WILL get revenge! I so fucking will!
If you don't like how I run my home then you know where the fucking door is.
I wish I had know you were this childish and immature before, glad I know it now, too bad it took so fucking long for me to catch on!
Sick of getting hurt my every chick i give my heart to I'm fucking over it. Just want a girl that's going to treat my heart like there OWN...
*Phone vibrates at home* You can barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* Fucking Earthquake!
Dear Brain, I fucking hate you. If you and the rest of my body stopped working I really wouldn't mind. So go right on ahead. Cause I can't do this anymore.
If you don't fucking like someone might as well tell that person instead of lying to him/her everyday. Truth may hurt, but lies hurt WAY more </3
Get drunk, Get high, Fuck the world, Try to fly, Screw the girls, Punch the guys, Go to sleep and fucking die!
Why can't males get it threw their thick heads that when someone cares about them, they will always fucking worry about them no matter what!
is having one of them days where they sits back and thinks "actually, things is good..I'm exactly where I want to be. I'm pretty fucking happy with my lot."
you had ur chance 2 be with me dont let people tell you what you are you already know what you are FUCKING BETTER THAN THEM!!!xx
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