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wtc? what does it mean? what the chocolate! well if wtf means what the fudge than wtc must mean what the chocolate :) YEAH!
You`re as chocolate, as you always make me feel better.
sex is like chocolate some pieces my be bigger but that don't mean their better
Families are like a bar of chocolate, mostly sweet with a few nuts...
I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot? ;)
When life gives u lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate!
Forget love… I’d rather fall in chocolate.
Why do men think women are so complicated? All ya have to do is give us chocolate, tell us we're pretty, and assume everything we say is right
you know life's like a box of chocolates you never know what your gonna get but on the other hand i hate chocolate!!
The way to a woman's heart is a long road; but shortcuts are made of chocolate.
The most desired gift of love is not diamonds or roses or chocolate. It is focused attention
says, inside this body is a thin woman screaming to get out. That's okay, I can usually shut the bitch up with chocolate
Wouldn’t it be a smart idea? To make the sticky part on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.
U get an itch between ur boobs, u pull ur shirt open to check it out it looks like someone shit in ur bra. Then u remember the chocolate u ate. Priceless!
This is the perfect weather for cuddling on the couch with a blanket, my boyfriend, hot chocolate, & watching some football! YEAH!
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