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Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure, babe. Girlfriend: BAM! You`re single.
Dear boyfriend, I do not want to see pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend. Get rid of them please. Sincerely, current girlfriend.
Never mention your bro`s ex-girlfriend in front of his current girlfriend.
You Know You`re Drunk When you ask your girlfriend if she was single...
Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.
Is it strange if I ask my ex if I could use her as a reference on my resume for a new girlfriend?
Three words a boyfriend will never heard from his girlfriend -"You Are Right"
My Girlfriend wanted to see the world, so I bought her an atlas.
I wasn`t that drunk. Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single.
My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, So I gave her a sticker for standing up for her self.
Facebook should change "in a relationship" to "i love my boyfriend/girlfriend" !
Wouldn`t it be good if Ctrl+Alt+Del worked for ex girlfriend
My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said It`s freaking 2011, I`ll rent a boat
Dear boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I`d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, Girlfriend.
A true Girlfriend wouldn`t ask her boyfriend to throw away his Xbox, she`d sit by him trying to learn it!
Best line which help you save money when going on restaurents with your girlfriend - So what`s you gonna eat Fatty ??