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Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure, babe. Girlfriend: BAM! You`re single.
Dear boyfriend, I do not want to see pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend. Get rid of them please. Sincerely, current girlfriend.
Never mention your bro`s ex-girlfriend in front of his current girlfriend.
You Know You`re Drunk When you ask your girlfriend if she was single...
Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.
Is it strange if I ask my ex if I could use her as a reference on my resume for a new girlfriend?
Three words a boyfriend will never heard from his girlfriend -"You Are Right"
My Girlfriend wanted to see the world, so I bought her an atlas.
Wouldn`t it be good if Ctrl+Alt+Del worked for ex girlfriend
"Dad.. I got my girlfriend pregnant.." "WHAT?!?!?!!" "Nah I`m kidding, I just failed my bio exam" "OH THANK GOD!!"
I wasn`t that drunk. Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single.
My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, So I gave her a sticker for standing up for her self.
Facebook should change "in a relationship" to "i love my boyfriend/girlfriend" !
Notice to all men...don't have sex with your girlfriend while they is on their period...you may get called blood sport!
Dear boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I`d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, Girlfriend.
A true Girlfriend wouldn`t ask her boyfriend to throw away his Xbox, she`d sit by him trying to learn it!
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