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I want a REAL-ationship, Not a relation-SHIT
People can talk shit all they want to! I don't care and neither do my real friends! People like that need up being stuck with their dumb choices
I've often wondered why when people have too much time to themselves they dream shit up...then I remember...oh yeah...who gives a shit!
life is a shit sandwich, the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat
what the fuck i am i doing on this shit it fucked my life up been sat on this all day lol its so shit
Ladies: A REAL Man Won`t Send You Mixed Signals... Cause a Real Man Knows What He Wants..
Monsters are real. Ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win.
A real man is not a word player, because a real man always keep his words.
there a two kinds of flowers fake and real.the fake last but the real soon withers
Lets be honest. Real women aren't perfect and perfect women aren't real.
hey you know what ?! SHIT HAPPENS
Oh my God! There's shit EVERYWHERE!!!
``Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT"
Don`t expect me to do shit for you, when you`ve done nothing for me.
I`m too young for this shit.
Finally got my shit together. Now What??
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