WHAT I DO IN SCHOOL: 5% Pay attention. 12% Play with a pencil. 21% Check people out. 62% Daydream of what I could be doing if I wasnt there.
*STUDYING* The above dangerous stunts are performed only by trained professionals so! don`t try this at school or at home
Height of Geniousity.... When i was at school, someone stole my rough notes.... now they call it as... .. .. ``Oxford Dictionary``
Dear Kindergarten children, If you don`t like nap time, please give it to us. Sincerely, High School students.
don't you hate it when the night your BF meets your dad and then brings up the time that they sneeze farted in school Guys have NO manners
A girl`s daily routine = Boys + Books + School + Looking good + Music + Gossip + Food + Facebook + Problems.
Father opens the school card & sees all bad grades. “What do u have 2 say about this, son?” “Well, Dad, at least you know I’m not cheating!”
A guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school`s swimming pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water... Is that wrong?
Dear middle school girl who thinks she`s a Victoria`s Secret model, mind if I borrow a tissue? Sincerely, it`s falling out of your bra.
My disney channel was "Even Stevens", "That`s so Raven" and "Lizzie McGuire" It didn`t involve talking fish or 11 year olds in High School!
A girl`s daily routine = Boys + Books + School + Looking good + Music + Gossip + Food + Facebook + Problems.ohhhh did i say BOYSSSSS with a capital B :)
I don`t hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams, and waking up in the morning.
Teachers call it "Go to the bathroom." We call it "I`m bored, I`m gonna go wander around school."
I miss the late night talks, the all day texting, the weird conversations at school. I miss what you used to be.
Pulling out gum at school is like pulling out crack at a rehab center.
If I could remember school work like I remember lyrics. I`d be like a genius.