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"When i say I MISS SCHOOL, i mean my FRIENDS , the FUN and MY CRUSH, not the studying part."
That awkward moment when you see a bunch people from school hanging out at the mall & you’re there with your mom.
A girl`s daily routine = Boys + Books + School + Looking good + Music + Gossip + Food + Facebook + Problems.ohhhh did i say BOYSSSSS with a capital B :)
WHAT I DO IN SCHOOL: 5% Pay attention. 12% Play with a pencil. 21% Check people out. 62% Daydream of what I could be doing if I wasnt there.
The best 2 days of school are always the first and the last
Things I learned in school: 1. How to whisper 2. How to text without looking 3. How to look like I`m thinking.
If you aren`t on Facebook, everyone you went to high school with just assumes you`re dead.
My Grandma would be pissed if she found out how many times she has died just so I could avoid going to work or school.
Teacher leave the room during a test: Elementary -*silence* Middle - *whispers*Hey Can I have gum? High school- *yells* Hey Whats NUMBER 1?!
Father opens the school card & sees all bad grades. “What do u have 2 say about this, son?” “Well, Dad, at least you know I’m not cheating!”
*Phone vibrates at home* You can barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* Fucking Earthquake!
Sex Ed was my Favorite Class in School, But why did they have to have it right before Swimming Class.
I’m visiting my high school. Every half year I do the exams, and then this year I’m going to graduate.
Pulling out gum at school is like pulling out crack at a rehab center.
Sitting at home: Oh cool it`s raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT`S RAINING!
That awkward moment when you get home from school and look at yourself in the mirror thinking `did I really look like this all day?`
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