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6 Things we say in school: 1) I`m tired. 2) I`m cold. 3) I dont get it. 4) I`m Hungry. 5) What time is it? 6) I want to go home.
MY BRAIN: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
My Grandma would be pissed if she found out how many times she has died just so I could avoid going to work or school.
Reasons why I hate my school; 1) waking up early. 2) annoying teachers. 3) homework. 4) it`s not hogwarts.
Dear Kindergarten children, If you don`t like nap time, please give it to us. Sincerely, High School students.
Height of Geniousity.... When i was at school, someone stole my rough notes.... now they call it as... .. .. ``Oxford Dictionary``
don't you hate it when the night your BF meets your dad and then brings up the time that they sneeze farted in school Guys have NO manners
A guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school`s swimming pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water... Is that wrong?
A girl`s daily routine = Boys + Books + School + Looking good + Music + Gossip + Food + Facebook + Problems.
Dear middle school girl who thinks she`s a Victoria`s Secret model, mind if I borrow a tissue? Sincerely, it`s falling out of your bra.
Teacher leave the room during a test: Elementary -*silence* Middle - *whispers*Hey Can I have gum? High school- *yells* Hey Whats NUMBER 1?!
My disney channel was "Even Stevens", "That`s so Raven" and "Lizzie McGuire" It didn`t involve talking fish or 11 year olds in High School!
A girl`s daily routine = Boys + Books + School + Looking good + Music + Gossip + Food + Facebook + Problems.ohhhh did i say BOYSSSSS with a capital B :)
I miss the late night talks, the all day texting, the weird conversations at school. I miss what you used to be.
Teachers call it "Go to the bathroom." We call it "I`m bored, I`m gonna go wander around school."
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